Ellen’s Top 5 Gifts From Her Holiday Collection
Happy holiday season, everyone! It’s me, Ellen. I hope that wherever you are and whatever holiday you celebrate, the season is off to a great start. I’m two hot toddies in to wrapping presents, and between you and me, I’ve already forgotten who’s supposed to get what. Also, between you and me, it was four hot toddies and one cold toddy.
I have some great news from the elves who have been working away over at the ED Ellen DeGeneres workshop. Our new holiday collection is ready, and it’s the best one yet. (Full disclosure: We don’t really have elves. We have a few executives and a publicist who gave me the go-ahead to tell you about our fantastic new collection.)
Whether you’re looking for a gift for a friend, a relative, or even someone you don’t really like but are trying to be nice to (because your New Year’s resolution last year was to be nicer and have more patience, and you’re running out of time to make that happen), we have the perfect thing.
1. ED Ellen DeGeneres Nomad Duvet Cover Collection
Nothing’s better than staying tucked in to your cozy bed on a cold winter’s day. That’s why you’re gonna love my new bedding set. Combine that with some of my new plaid throw blankets and a few festive pillows, and you’ll be more comfortable than a mall Santa when he takes off his beard.
2. ED Ellen DeGeneres Slippers
If you do have to get out of bed, I have two options to keep your tootsies toasty (Note to self: Trademark “Toasty Tootsies,” and consider using name for my traveling band.). The first is my extremely soft and comfortable Augie slippers, featuring none other than my dog, Augie. The second is my extremely soft and comfortable Sherpa-lined bear slippers, featuring none other than my bear, Theodore. (I’m kidding! I don’t have a bear. Named Theodore.)
3. ED Ellen DeGeneres Dog Joy 1-Foot 8-Inch x 2-Foot 6-Inch Accent Rug in Grey
Not only is Augie featured on my slippers, he’s also on pillows and a new doormat. If that doesn’t win you over, make you smile, and ultimately change your life for the better, I don’t know what will.
4. ED Ellen DeGeneres Snowflake Holiday Kitchen Sets
If you’re like me–a whiz in the kitchen when it comes to tasting things other people have made–you may want to buy them some of my holiday kitchen accessories. We’ve got towels, napkins, wooden spoons, spatulas and oven mitts, which can double as fun, oversized mittens in a pinch.
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5. ED Ellen DeGeneres Fair Isle Winter Knit Accessories
If it’s very chilly and you wanna look cuter than a puppy on a pillow wearing a sweater, throw on something from my Fair Isle hat collection. I dare you to not look adorable.
That’s it for now. If you need me, I’ll be here wrapping presents. Always remember, with wrapping paper, it’s measure once, cut twice. Wait. Oh, shoot. This isn’t gonna make it all the way around. I gotta go.